The Day That Went Right

Just now I was in such a high spirit to blog and all, equipped with a perfect day and more photos of embarrassing college moments, I felt as if I was in hyper-drive, ready to churn out 2 fine posts..... UNTIL!! Until my dad had to swith off my PC and the process of starting it up again has totally sucked the life right out of me.
But nevertheless, today was a day much better than one I've had ever since my funeral so rejoice, people!
It started out a little shaky with me having to leave house at 7.45am on an empty stomach because MShern was afraid we might be caught in a jam (and luckily, he plans a lot further ahead than me). If things could get any bleaker than that, it was the knowledge that our first period is (wait for it) Mechs with Moley.
Moley is a name Mae came up with for our beloved Mr. "Sexy & Romantic" Yap which total suits him. I even have a picture of him here. As you can read from the TAO forum, 90% of the January intake Science class hates him with full- rational reasoning. But the main reason he's called Moley is because he has this hideously huge mole right above his lips. Oh, and his hair! If anyone has ever said my hair looks like a bird's nest or ever dare to judge my hair again, I'm going to punish you guys to a lifetime of starring at nothing but his hair and his hair alone! In this picture you can't really see that clearly so I promise you new and improved with better quality pictures will shed the light on the mystery that is his mole. *jeng jeng jeng jeng*
Anyway, while we were at the toll booth waiting for our turn to pay, these 2 most peculiar cars appeared. If you're imagining something like a cool pimped up car with wheels spinning on the side or a Porsche Cayenne, then let me tell you this buster, "You are so far off you can't even see the word "on" if you used the world's best telescope, dude."
On the contrary, one of the car is a Nissan Sentra while the other was a Proton Wira. Well, as you know, the number of queue cutters are directly proportional to the length of the queue, so the 2 above-mentioned cars emerged right beside our car in another lane. At first, the Wira got in by cutting right in front of a Kenari and I must say the Kenari driver is a really kind lady. Then, after the Sentra (PGS9809) couldn't get a place in the front of the line, he decided to cut in front of the Wira. Seeing this, the obstinate Wira fought him to the very end and wouldn't even give the Sentra a chance to fit in. It was an all-out battle between 2 brainless queue-cutters. At one point, the 2 of them got so close to forcing the other to crash into the curb that they actually had to REVERSE their cars out of the toll booth as both of them got stuck there. For your info, while all this was happening, the nice lady driving the Kenari was anxiously looking on from the back and even gave the Sentra enough space to fit in between her and the Wira. What can I say more than "male ego", they always have to come last but can't bare to not be the first.
Just a few minutes after that, either JJ or Rudy from Hitz.fm announced that Britney Spears have is planning on quitting her singing career. Upon reading this, I'm sure most of you must be punching your hands up in the air and saying to yourselves "So, there is a God out there who is kind enough to rid of this annoying bitch who can sing as mush as a frog can dance." It is the basic of Yin and Yang that good and bad can never be separated. So the news is, Britney is giving up her singing career, but she has decided to force us to dig our eyes right out of the sockets by switching into the acting business. If, even after Jesus died for our sins, we are still to be punished for our past crimes by having to feast our eyes on this abominable disaster, then I must say our sins must be big enough to fill up even the black hole. Oh, and have you guys heard? Brit's hubby Kevin was saying that if he can't hit it off as a dancer, then he's going to venture into the field of strip-dancing. In conclusion : Brit and Kev were definitely born for each other.
During Mech class, I noticed that Moley was wearing a dark grey (bordering to black) long sleeve shirt with black pants (the usual) and suddenly remembered this lame thing MShern was saying yesterday about "Gaya, Mutu, Keunggulan" and "Black is quality", and I just turned to them and said, "Hei look, he's wearing all black." and tried to imitate the Dunhill commercial. After that the stupid lameness ended as it is and I turned back to me seat. Then suddenly Farhan called me and said *while rubbing an imaginary mole above his lips* "Black is quality" and smirking and nodding at the same time. At that moment, the days of laughter that I've been missing all just came rushing out like water after a dam has been broken and I just, literally, LOL-ed right then and there. Of course I tried my best to contain myself but the sight of someone actual caressing their mole while saying those words has a very overpowering effect.
Later on, after Bon Apetit tricked me into dining there by saying they would serve nasi lemak (which they so totally didn't), we went to Gurney. By "we" i meant me, Farhan and MShern. We bought our tickets to watch "She's The Man" and had an hour to spare so went to the arcade (no surprise). There, me and Farhan once again got our picture shot for the drum game and we played House of The Dead 4. If any of you are remotely interested in a shooting game, you HAVE to try out HTD4, it's the 2nd best shooting game I've ever played. This is not saying I didn't suck at it lah~ because you know I know lah that I am totally, embarrassing and unbelievably horrible when it comes to shooting games but still, I enjoyed myself.
It is strange how sometimes I would go to Gurney and have the bajeezers bored out of me and I'll wander the extremely familiar corridors hoping to bump into a single familiar soul but always come out empty handed, yet today when I had no intention of even meeting anyone, I met so many. First of all I saw Dove and her gang of people (at least I thought it's them because I only saw them from a distance), then I bumped into A-Toh and her boyfriend wearing amusingly short school pants, then I met my long-time high school idol and her best friend who were also going to watch the same movie as us, then there was Pauline and her classmates and Siu Siu. So, there you have it, to have so many people ambush you at once when you least expected it, it is so typical of the human race to do such an abhoring thing.
The movie was the best part of the day. I remember the last time I ever laughed so hard was when I went to watch Mahjong Kungfu with Mashi and gang. I know Mahjong Kungfu sucks big time but the people I watched it with just made me feel so happy.
**Note : Slur, told you bout that little personality disorder right? See, I liked hanging with my old team mates and hated it when I had to change crowds. Seriously hated it with a vengeance.
Anyway, "She's The Man" is definitely something you should bring all your friends along to watch. It is simply hilarious with jokes about the stupidest things and most awkward situations. I love it the most when Viola acting as Sebastian will talk all girly with the guys and suddenly remember her "identity" and would become all weird. And the time when the ball hit the part where her own balls should have been and it took her like forever to realize how she should be reacting. Or the part where Duke got over-excited when Olivia talked to him and he did the "cool" flip-the-phone move with a swing of the head.
I obviously laughed a lot more than just those scenes but a lot of the jokes in there were lawak bodoh so I can't really remember it. But then again most of the funniest comedies are always brainless ones so this movie is still worth your money, definitely.
Oh and Farhan, I am really going to set up an anime library! Just looking at these stacks of round flat things just makes me so excited! And too bad you didn't get to do the final showdown with Alvin today. Plus when you think about Febraury, there are so many things to think about so keep your mind focused on anything other than "horny".
Airin! The content of the book you told me about is totally crazy man! If it weren't for my fear of offending religious issues, I would so totally write out what you said over here.
Pumba. Well, you're so good and perfect at everything else that I guess failing your driving test once won't hurt right? Look at it this way, this is probably the first time in your whole life where you've actually failed something! *gives Pumba a big round of applause* Which brings me to my next point. Attention people! Though I seem to have negative 70 reverse-parking skills and even worse maneuvering skills but at least I passed my driving test on the first go right? I am God, and God is great.
Slur, the only reason I'm writing your name here is because I want you to comment. I know it's lame and cheap but still, I don't have much of a choice. Hei~ make sure Shu Yeen comes to school this Friday, K? If not I'm going to make you take full responsibility. And another thing. Thanks for being such a good friend, and even more thanks for knowing my "deepest darkest secrets" *sinister laugh* and not telling people about it.