Friendstering : Why I Should Be A Psychiatrist

There are a lot of things you can do while Friendstering. You can browse through your 2nd degree friends and look for ugly pics and laugh your ass off at them.... and if you're a blogger you can save those pics up so you can use them later when you blog about ugly people. Believe me, it's a very fun thing to do.
Or you could find leng lui and leng zai in that list and add them to your friends list. Of course this is what those vain and poser people do. They go around looking for cute girls and boys who they haven't the slightest inkling about and add them till their whole Friendster account is full, then they create a second account and proudly declare on both accounts that "My 1st Friendster account is full ade. Add me at my new account : xxxxxx@hotmail. com."
I don't get these people. What's so "in" and "happening" about having a full Friendster account when in truth, you don't even know half of those on your list?
I've made a hypothesis that there are 2 types of "Obsessive Compulsive Vain Friendsterer" or OCVF for short. An example of that Type 1 will be her : Aniston. I have no idea who this person is but I found her after a series of skilled Friendstering and smart navigation through pages. She has billions and trillions (yes, that's an exaggeration) of accounts which fills up in the blink of an eye. Well, in her case (judging by her cool looking pics) I'm guessing people come to add her instead of she going around browsing through countless profiles and adding people. Type 1 can also be classified as "The Receivers" or "The Accepters". This type of people generate a lot of Type 2 people to come and add them based on their looks. However, the smart thing to do when some stranger comes to add you through Friendster is, of course, reject that request. But Type 1 personalities will accept those request and go on creating new accounts so they can accept more.
Basic traits of Type 1 OCVF patients are : multiple Friendster accounts, heavily edited pictures, self-portraits that shows only a section of their face, (if male) dresses in B-Boy style (whether they know any sort of dancing is unknown), (if female) dresses in kawaii style with mong huanzz pics and glitters all over their page.
Type 2 OCVF syndrome normally infects kids, mostly between the age of 11 - 18 years old. Type 2 can also be considered "The Requesters" or, more popularly known, "The Wannabes". Generally, Type 2 OCVF people are less appealing when it comes to looks, in other words they do not have what it takes for other shallow "wannabes" to come add them, forcing them to take the preemptive strike. These Type 2 victims will browse through all the Friendster profiles they could find and add anybody with a nice looking "Main Photo". Their own profiles would have gone under heavy HTML editing and will have falling stars, bling-blings and / or pictures of themselves as the background. Of course, due to their inborn facial features, these self-portraits would have already undergone heavy editing and Photoshop-ing until the pictures become barely recognizable. Most of them will also try to imitate the poses of Type 1 OCVF victims in their pictures.
Basic traits of Type 2 OCVF patients are : heavily edited Friendster profile, bad command of English, not so attractive features, loves to put the captions "Yo~!", "Check it out!" and / or "Stupid Me"** in their pictures, bling-bling visible in every area possible, extremely high amount of Type 1 victims in their friends list, will not go by their given Chinese name but will instead opt for a fake Christian name or Japo name, might wear a cross necklace although they aren't Christians, will be heavily accessoriesed in real life, Friendster name will most probably start with symbols : ", ', -, x.
Example of Type 2 OCVF victims are : Milky-D, aWei.
For your info, I have no idea who these people are, and if they happen to see this blog, feel free to bitch bout me amongst their friends or in their own blog. Oh wait, one of the traits of OCVF victims is bad English. I guess they'll have to stick to verbal bitching then. Enjoy.
Additional note : The above report was prepared fully by yours truly with no external help to prove that I am indeed qualified to be a shrink when I grow up. Also, I would appreciate people to stop forwarding messages with Friendster or forwarding chain-letters by mail, and stop the copy-paste style testimonials. Even if you want to copy-paste, don't do it for me, your un-hard work is totally not appreciated.

** Ironically, the caption "Stupid Me" is indeed very suitable for them. I guess they probably have at least an IQ of 12 to be able to know they are stupid.