Sunday, April 23

Our Funeral

People! Grab some life-jackets and jump of this boat cause it's sinking faster than we think!
What happened to us? Before this we used to do so many crazy things every single day and at the end of each week I would be able to just sit back, relax and look at all the stupid photographs from the week while putting my brain hard at work to come up with some sort of scandal or another.
But no look at us! LOOK AT YOURSELVES AND THOSE BESIDE YOU!!
We spend almost everyday playing ping pong while we keep convincing ourselves that we're actually getting somewhere with that. We stopped going around town to look for new places to eat and has instead reduced to the monotonous lifestyle of the cafeteria and eating at TNB. The worst part is, the highlight of our day is the moment when we go into the office to share dirty jokes with each other.
This isn't supposed to be happening. Our flame of youth shouldn't be running out so soon. What happened to us?
Have we all died? Is this the end? Don't do this to ourselves. So here's the deal, after the Humanities have their AS exam, we are going somewhere and we're going to party like we've never partied before. And for the June semster break, someone better plan a trip to somewhere before I go insane and start hacking you guys to death with a butcher's knife. I suggest paintball for celebration of the AS passing and Genting Highland for the June break!
But whatever, just spilt open your brains and squeeze out every single fun idea you can think off even if it means pulling it out with a crane!
My funeral took place a week before our 1st semester break, but last time I checked, all of you are still alive and well. Seriously, you don't want me to come knocking on your bedroom window at 3a.m. while wielding a cleaver now do you? Be afraid, be very afraid.

9 comments:

Pat Kesonsukhon said...

Agree...the fun outings seemed to disolve away slowly..

No fun these time mabey because many depresions are taking place...and the humanities have trials begining friggen tomorrow and I'm still sitting my ass glued to the monitor posting a comment here for you.

Then they'll be the AS...Don't know how much progress we can get trying to get back to the pass...

I wish I could go on outings with you guys after all the exams but I plan on flying back to bkk.

And please dont come climbing my apartment 3 in the morning...the horror...

Niyi said...

the horror.. most aptly described my dear pat. and thats exactly what will happen if u guys DONT FREAKING GET THIS TRAIN UP AND RUNNING AGAIN!!
i want fun! give me fun!

Pat Kesonsukhon said...

*writes the word fun into a piece of paper*

*crumbles the paper up and hurls it at niyi's head*

*makes sure it hits and quickly scram away*

Niyi said...

.....(=.=)
*picks up paper that hits my head*
*see pat running away like a chicken*
*uses super fast mach7 speed demon ability to catch up to her*
*stuffs that piece of paper down pat's throat*

Anonymous said...

Alright, i think we need something to spice it up. THink of something .

Pat Kesonsukhon said...

*sees niyi aproaching supper fast and tries to stuff the damn piece of fun in self's throat but fails miserably*

*smudges the soaked piece of paper to niyi's face...spread the pair of wings on back and flies away*

Niyi said...

yeah guys think of smth fun! i mean xtra fun!
when does ur trials end?

Pat Kesonsukhon said...

Trials end on friday as you probably know already.

If your short on cash...going to places we cannot...and it cuts away on way of having fun.

Niyi said...

well we can still go out and stuff like im suggesting we go on either friday or sat. tdy i jz din wana go cz im tryin 2 save up money.