A Selfish Kind of Love

It's going to be exam time soon! But the one on Tues is only a formative so relax la~
Maybe not too much but come on, if we're gonna study every time something like this happens, can you imagine how horrible our lives are going to be?
Myior was saying something about us going to hell when we die cause of the sky-bridge stuffs but honestly, I feel like we're already in academic hell.
There isn't much to report. I got a horrible hair cut. That's one. Of course I'm not going to elaborate about it.
The past few days have been so hot I was starting to think I've actually descended from acdemic hell into the flames and pitch fork hell! Can you believe that it was actually 33 degrees the other night? NIGHT??
And please realise that I don't have air con in my room. It's horrible!
But that was the few nights when I really appreciated my (no water heater) shower. I haven't been to the gym lately. I'm feeling so fat. OK, not just feeling. I know the truth la you don't have to make it so obvious!
Slurrie, if you look carefully you'll see the plate on the table. That Arab restaurant was extremely awesome and you can be sure I'm not losing any weight here. And Farhan!!!! I'm gonna go gym tomorrow!! By the way this is Adnan's birthday and he would be the only guy in the pic. Oh yeah~ the upper right most girl's name is Stella and although she looks normal here, she's not.
Hint: Her theme song is "This is the short Stella~ ella~ ella~ ella~ a~ a~ a~".
The amount of people that came when they heard there was going to be great food.
If I'm not mistaken his name is Mr Muscle. If I'm not mistaken la! This pic looks a lil' obscene.
A better shot of him. Although you can't see it in this pic, he looks so real he actually has nose hair. NOSE HAIR!! Can you believe that while they were disecting him and everything they didn't even have the courtesy to give him some grooming. And boy are his lips thick. One day I'll have the courage to poke into his eyes! Cause I heard it's like, real or something.
This girl's name is JC. And I tell you man, she is soooo wrong (mentally) that she makes all the porn directors and porn stars look right. Seriously. The lecturer says "... rubber, like a balloon for exmaple.." she replies "Hahahahaha." and the lecturer looks at her and goes "I knew the moment I said rubber you would be thinking about condom. OK lah, fine! Like a condom!"
And worse of all! She pinches your nipples if you step on her tail! Some times she pinches them for no reason! And she pinches them regardless of gender or what armour you're wearing. One time she pinched a guy's nipple eventhough he had his suit and shirt and tie on!
By the way, the pic is her demonstrating how to get a boob job. Sexy mama!
After she gets her boobs fixed, it's time to give some one else some service. Nurse JC, paging Nurse JC.
WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF SERVICE! Slur LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BITCH ER!
This senior of mine. I can remember her name! It's Shu Peng. I remember it cause someone said "Oh it sounds like stupid."
Anyway this bitch a, I don't even feel bad for calling her a bitch.
This Bitch (that shall be her name). One day she just walks into our Histo lab when everybody was rushing off to lunch and she says something like "Can you all settle down while I make this announcement?"
I was really hungry so I asked "What's it about?"
That bitch just went "Well, if you'll just listen for a minute here I can actually tell you that."
Her attitude! And in the name of that red guy with horns and a pithfork from down under, she took waaaaay more than A MINUTE.
I walked out halfway la but the whole thing basically was about this thing she's organising where we have to PAY RM70 and drive all the way to god know's where and take time out of our already almost full schedule to do so.
And Bitch was giving the whole freaking class attitude about it. I don't know about you but the way I see it, she's asking for a favor and obviously she's not getting it.
So OK over and done with. Contact with Bitch #001 over. Date of Contact #002: never.
But oh how wrong I was. One day we were sitting there having lunch (why does all her problems center around lunch? Maybe that's why she's so fat.), Bitch just walks up, stands so close to me I can not only smell her obnoxious THING she must be using as a perfume but I couldn't scoop my food anymore cause her tummy was in the way of my arm movement!
She just stands there and starts talking about that stuff again and someone just went like "Hei, why don't you explain what you're talking about to these guys? I don't think they know what you're talking about." very nicely and she just gives us THE LOOK and goes,
"I already gave a very long speech about this conference in the Histo lab the other day and if they didn't attend it well it was their loss."
Can you actually believe she said that?!
If she didn't walk away right after I was gonna shout Bitch already.
She was there trying to ask us to sign up for it! And she gives us attitude!
By the way, from what I heard once she went to ask some girl why that girl wanted to be a doctor and of course the girl just ignored her. Then Bitch just went on by herself (without anyone prompting her) saying,
"Actually I didn't want to be a doctor. But since both my parents are doctors and in my opinion, if you're smart and you can serve people, you should become a doctor so that's why I'm here."
Do I need to elaborate further on why I can't stand her?
As Aliya said it: "She's an itch with a 'b'".