American Idol 5

It's official and no one is going to argue with me on this FACT. Katherine McPhee is an angel or a reincarnation of a Greek goddess. Full stop. IDFC if any of you dislike her or what because I truly believe I've found an angel on earth tonight when I watched her perform "Somewhere Over The Rainbow".

It was amazing. It was awe-inspiring. It was spectacular. It was magical. It was simple Katherine McPhee.

Yes, I've caught the awesome McPhee-ver my dear friends, and I solemnly believe there's no way a freaking Jew and a grey-haired dude can beat Kat. Her pretty face, her beautiful smile, her amazing height, her perfect voice, who could deny that she doesn't look like an angel?
OK, fine! I bet there are tons of Yamin and Taylor supporters out there but how many times have I said this? This is MY blog! MINE!! So regardless of what "Porn Queen" Irene and my mom says, Kat is definitely going to win.
I know Yamin is good and cute and his voice is acceptable and all but never once have he ever made me stare at the TV screen with such intensity and make me tell myself "This has GOT TO BE an angel." neither have he ever melt my heart the way Kat did with this song of hers. Oh, and I must thank my favourite judge Simon Cowell for choosing this song because I really think he is very very smart when it comes to show-biz. Besides, he aint one-sided like Randy or as "hiao" and "gatal" as Paula. And which star couldn't use a few constructive criticism once in a while? By the way, I have no discrimination against Jews, that was just a mere figure of speech.
And Taylor. Where do we start when it comes to Taylor? His crazy half-epileptic-half-drunk dancing? That alone is too overwhelming to digest dudes and dudettes. Well, again. His voice is good too and I definitely like him more than Yamin but nah~ Kat will surely win. Right? I hope those Americans out there will finally be able to do what's right and vote Kat into the finals.
My fingers are sooo crossed I'm going to have a hard time unraveling them.
Anyway, as I sat there like a pig fat couch potato listening to Kat sing, I couldn't help myself but send the stupidest and most wu liao SMS to Kay to tell her how wonderful Kat is tonight and thus wasted my already very low credit. I was even contemplating messaging Irene if it weren't for this "low-credit syndrome" my phone has been facing these days. After that I wrote an infinitely long message to a friend who has no idea who Kat is, neither is she in any way interested in AI5, and bragged to her (totally annoying her too...) about my dear Kat. See? That's what the McPhee-ver gets you into. You get completely awe-struck and can't refrain yourself from doing those stuffs!
So, since my favourite male character a.k.a. Chris has left, all my attention and devotion have been channeled solely to Kat. Go! McPhee!!!!!!
By the way, I'm really really disappointed that Chris got voted out because he is cute, has totally funky side-burns and a great voice. What's wrong y'all? Why the hell did you vote him out!?
I am therefore condemning both Taylor and Yamin and hope they either get struck by lightning or what not because I sure as hell aint gonna sit back and watch my Kat lose. Wait, what am I talking bout here. Kat can win relying solely on her talents alone and nothing else. Kapeesh?!
I am hereby also declaring war against anyone who dares bad-mouth Kat.
PS:
1) The author has no discrimination what-so-ever against any race or religion. My calling Yamin "the freaking Jew" was seriously just a figure of speech. Frankly, stupidity and spitefulness transcends all race and religion and exists in every single country. 2) The author has no discrimination against prematurely grey-haired people and applaud Taylor's courage to be himself and not dye his hair.