It's 7 o' clock., I'm Nothing Near Awake.

I woke up from the middle of sleep just now because I had to pee very badly so as natural, I was three quarters asleep. So, I did my thing then went back to bed because it was still dark outside. *drum-roll please* Suddenly, I noticed something very very strange.
I'm not in my PJs.
Then I noticed another perculiar thing.
The computer was still switched on.
Then the third and undeniable fact came to smack me flat on the face.
The air-con in my room was off and I was still wearing my bra....
But of course, being the "dumb dumb" and "lame-o" that I was, I thought nothing of all those signs. Oh, I went to check the computer and found a message from Mr. Afraid-of-Dangling-Things a.k.a. Farhan that said "*sobs* Brazil lose!" and noticed that he was online eventhough my watch said 7 o' clock. Still, I ignored all signs and went back to bed. Suddenly, there came a knocking on my door and my dad shouting, "I thought I told you to get up?!". Of course, my classes on Mondays start at 11 a.m. so I thought, "No worries lah~ Still so early so nervous for what? Half the world is probably still asleep ko lah~" but of course, I just replied him with a grunt. Right now I thank god for laziness, seriously.
Then I thought about sending a message to MShern to tell him I'll come fetch him at 10 when the 5th commandment hit me. There was a message from Slur at around 5 p.m. but I haven't replied it yet, which is strange because I try to reply her messages as soon as possible and I couldn't possibly have passed a whole evening and went to bed without replying her. Once again, I ignored this fact and thought, "Hei, why don't I wake up early and go read the papers so my dad will think I'm smart?".
So I stumbled downstairs (I already changed into my PJs by that time) and prepared to look as if I'm very interested in worldly affairs although I only wanted to read the entertainment section. Then suddenly my mom came out of the kitchen and said, "Haha, we both slept till so late. Now it's 8 o' clock already." and I thought "*toot* 8 o' clock you say late you want me slap you is it?"
Then my dad came out of his study and said, "I thought I told you to change for dinner?" (although I seriously and honestly never heard those words escaping his lips just now) and suddenly, my mind went blank.
A few minutes and lots of blank stares later, a light bulb lit up in my empty head. It's night!
There I was thinking it was morning the whole time and getting ready to go to school when actually I haven't even slept for the night yet! How dumb can I get, eh? No Slur, you may not answer this question.
That's also why I thank god for laziness. Had I been a little more proactive and shouted to my dad "What lah! Come wake me up at 9, my class starts so late you wake me so early for what?", he would have deep fried, burned and toasted me for breakfast and went on with his lecture about not sleeping during day time because it makes me stupider, and he would have never let me off the hook until I slam the door in his face. Once again, some times, being a little lazy can't hurt.