The Return of Me

Hei guys, I'm back!
Don't ask why I haven't been updating my blog for so so so long... I can give you a million excuses but none of them would be true and it doesn't really matter anyway.
I don't really have anything to blog right now but since a few people asked why I haven't been posting, I thought I might as well write something here to verify that I'm not dead yet. Seriously, I'm still alive and well in a physical sense. I can't believe I actually passed a whole month without posting. There were a couple of times when I felt this sudden urge to write something but all of them were of dark feelings so I thought against it.
OK, here is what have been happening to me during this month.
Regarding my previous post, I ended up not studying Bio until I stepped into MShern's car on the very morning of exam day so you can just imagine how terrible my results are. In my opinion, they aren't that bad, they're average, you know. But my mom has this twisted idea in her head that I can achieve BETTER than average which is sooo not true. She didn't really grill me about my results but this strange aura that screams "If you don't do better next time, I'll personally make sure you never see the light of day again" keeps radiating from her whenever she catches me without my eyes glued to a book which very unfortunately is like 100% of the time. Actually I do read books, you know? I'm not really THAT useless.... It just so happens by pure coincidence which I have no control over that the "books" I read happen to be mangas (Japo comic books for those who don't know).
And right now I'm having another one of those completely unnecessary and bothersome monthly tests. We've finished all but one annoying subject -- Chemistry, which by the way, is tomorrow. Have I been burrying my head in my notes and burning the midnight oil in preparation for this test (I did bad for last month)? Nope. Do I plan on doing revisions? Yes. Will I end up doing those revisions? No way, jose. The one thing you should really admire about me is my honesty and my tendency to not lie to myself. I mean currently, I bet Farhan and Slur are probably going like "OMG!! We're having Chemistry tomorrow!!! I should study! OK, OK. I'll start in another bla bla bla hours."
*Bla bla bla hours later....* "You know what? The notes aren't that much anyway, I'll do bla bla bla first before I get to it."
*After doing bla bla bla....* "I bet the test ain't gonna be that hard anyway! No need study la~!" Then Farhan would continue by thinking "Since I only get to go online during weekends, I might as well make good use of it." and Slur would go "Oh my god that Korean guy is sooooo cute~ *rolls eyes* I have GOT to finish watching this series today!!!"
As for me? I'm totally honest. I know I'm never going to get to studying so I might as well stop worrying bout it.
What else... Oh, we went to play futsal the other day at Sampan. It was freaking fun! I know I'm supposed to be totally hating futsal because it's another version of football which I think is the death of basketball but seriously, it's fun! We're going again on Tuesday. Yipee~! Oh, a chance to tembak Farhan!!
That day when we were playing futsal, Farhan got separated from us and was put into Nathan's team whereas MShern and I got into Mr. Derek's team. Anyway, Leng Seng willingly became our goalie and Nathan became their's because no one else wanted to. So for the first half of the game, our team was having a hell of a hard time scoring because apparently, Nathan is really good with the upper half of his body. Anyway, second half came and since we wanted to give Nat a chance to play, Farhan became the goalie. You can seriously see the difference between the first and second half man. Even a blind man would have noticed it!
Once Farhan stepped in front of the net, my team was scoring like mad! And the worst part is, Farhan even conceded an own goal when he failed to catch the ball Fung passed him. (>.<)!! No offence Farhan, but you know this blog is the place to be to read bout embarassing stuffs.
We also went on another outing with MAPs, this time we went rock climbing and abseiling. It was fun and all, as expected. None of us really made it to the top in rock climbing and I even cut my fingers trying in vain to reach it. As for abseiling time, I seriously had deep sh*t trying to get down. I ain't afraid of height, I ain't afraid of falling to my death, so what was my problem? I've been asking myself the same question. Maybe it was a lack of confidence, I don't know. But at least I made it down (*sob sob*after taking my own sweet time). Oh, and this time, the lunch they prepared for us was a million times better than the chicken rice last time, too bad it was too much so a lot of us ended up throwing away our leftovers. So, next month we have white-water rafting / caving. I don't know how many people are going to join but I hope there would be at least 20. It's really fun you know? If you miss the chance now, who knows when you'll get the opportunity to do it again.
This post is actually turning out to be quite long.. Oh, Shu Yeen~! I got a something for you! I was watching America's Next Top Model like a couple of minutes ago and I saw this girl Nicole who really looks like you, A LOT! I couldn't find the exact picture of when she really looked like you but I found a few others which I think still has a 70% resemblance. Slur, if you think they look totally different then... Whatever! I'm still posting her picture! Give me some face lah~.
Just in case any of you are too dumb, I'm talking bout the girl on the right for this pic. Wei, I bet they edited Tyra Bank's boobs! I can swear on my right pinkie that her chest is as flat as Mae's! Gosh, Mae, you should start learning how to enlarge your boobs in your pics.
I don't know if Shu Yeen would mind me posting her picture so I better not. Oh wait, when have I ever been so nice and cared bout what people think? Besides, she's pretty so I bet she won't mind people looking at her pics, right?
Damn it! I was trying the pic you used for the puzzle on your Friendster homepage but it didn't work! And I had to freaking fix the whole picture up, ok? Cheh!