If Only....

Dear Sir

According to Sivalal.. I need me some chiropracting!
This is seriously gonna be the easiest slide for me to remember....


Just for record's sake. This is the fourth night in a row I'm sleeping this late. OMG I have no lifeeee! *gasp*

Change Your Mind

It has been AGES since I last blogged here.
Yes, that does mean I've been blogging elsewhere. Muahahahaha.
Anyways, what spurred today's sudden post you might ask?
Well let me tell you. Yup yup, that's what I'll do.
Tell you!
First and foremost, let me start by saying this.
Yap Lee Shan! You tricked me!!! You said you were coming this weekend! You useless bugger!
And now the main reason for blogging.
I got bored studying.
I'm kidding.
OK I wasn't. But that sounds bad.
Today my aunt from Burma reached Malaysia :)
I didn't talk about her last visit but basically she was diagnosed with breast cancer (BRCA for you meddies) near the end of last year and decided to do her mastectomy in Burma and the idiotic anaesthesiologist nearly killed her / gave her brain damage with this moronic skills. After that, my mom convinced her to take her subsequent treatment in M'sia from my dad.
When she arrived for her first course of treatment she was so frail and slow.
"Slow?" you would think.
Well, she's normally one of those hyperfast walking if something crops up now she would have done it yesterday kinda lady so seeing her walking slower than me... It was a total shock. I didn't know what to do how to react how to treat her. Through her first stay her mood got better but she was still so patient-ish.
But now, on her second visit. The moment she got out of the arrival hall she was all chirpy and stuff. She was complaining non-stop about how the custom lady was "inconveniencing" her (you know lah old aunties), about how she's glad to be finally "let free" yada yada. Then she immediately opened her luggages and start giving me and my brother all the food she brought for us and kept giving my mom the "I don't care what you say I'm still gonna give them all this food" glances (to my delight lah).
And later on the way to the car she started trying to justify why her luggage was so heavy going like "You people living in M'sia don't have so many of this and that food, how do you expect me to not bring them for you. I know you said you want 1kg only but aiya bring 1kg and 5kg whats the difference never mind lah come come just put it in put it in."
Haha.
The main point here is.
She's doing better.
And I'm so glad.... :D

Humerus

If people say you're crazy, be patient.
If they say you're a monkey, relax.
If they say you're stupid, be cool.
But if they say "Wow, you're cute!".....
Slap them! They're lying!

Gentlemen Prefers Blondes

A man being rich is like a lady being pretty. You won't marry her for it but it sure doesn't hurt that she is, does it?

I Never Promised You A Ray of Light

My birthday is near. In case none of you realised... It's like... I don't really know what day today is. I know it's Wednesday lah cause it's basketball day but I meant I don't know the date so I can't really calculate how far my birthday is from now.
Hmm... Can't decide what I want from my parents for it. Maybe some peace of mind would be good. Truth is I don't have anything I want. Well, nothing that money can buy me anyway.
In case any of you are miracle workers, here's what I want.
I want good knees so I can continue playing basketball for the rest of my life.
I want my wrist injury to heal. NOW.
I want my back to stop acting up and affecting me playing basketball.
There're all related to basketball ain't it.... Actually there is something I want that money can buy. I want a basketball. A really good one that has a good and light feel to it. But that's something I'm not going to ask anybody to buy for me. Don't trust my parents to know what a good feel to a ball means.
Another thing I would like is to be playing in a basketball tourney. Gosh I miss being in competitions..
School's gonna start in less than a month. After 2 months of can't wait to get back to all my friends, I'm wishing it doesn't come too fast now.
Life.
Sucks.

Crappy

I have a basketball tourney coming up. I'm actually extremely excited about it and all but after today's practice, I feel down in the dumps :(
My team's performance was beyond any doubt the worse in any team I've ever played in before. We didn't have the stamina to play half a game, much less a full 40 minutes. Worse part it, this was only playing against ourselves and I know how much better a few of the other teams are.

And I was totally out of it today. My aim was off. My underbaskets were unstable. I can't be the centre they want me to be.

The first match is on Saturday evening and we don't even have a working play yet. The first match is against possibly the strongest team in the tourney.
Will this be the obliteration of my team?

:(

Lemons Are Yellow

This is like the longest standing blog I've ever had... I go through my previous posts and I go "Huh? When did I write that?"
Well, I actually have nothing to write about right now. Guess cause that day Zoe said something bout me updating my blog after dunno how long with two sentences so here I am.
It's way past 2 sentences now :D Yay Me!
I dunno what to write about...
Hei, you know how some times you look at someone and wonder "Hmmm, do I know that person?"
That happens to me a lot.
Like a loooooooot.
Mostly when that person is smiling at me or waving or something.
Worse still if that person suddenly comes up to you at the Taman Connaught pasar malam and goes "Hei Niyi! Remember me?!"
You would think that in such a crowd you could easily blend in and not be put in a situation like that.
And in my defence, I think it is very normal to reply 'yes' to that question without thinking!
I mean it's common courtesy, hello?!
And of course when that person asks "OK, so what's my name?" then you're screwed.
Like, who the hell asks that question?
If someone say "Yes I know you." then just take it as yes she knows you!
I mean like what is in a name, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet right?
By the way, first lesson of this post. When someone tests whether you remember her name or not, randomly firing a few names that pops into your head is not a very smart choice.
Neither is telling her "Fine I don't remember your name." after a few failed attempts.
Somebody should seriously write a book about what to do when you're caught in a stupid situation like that.
OK, for your future convenience, I shall give a few pointers.
One, take control of the conversation! See, if you keep talking and firing the questions, she'd have no time to grill you. And when you're finally at a lost of distractions, say "Oh my friends are waiting so I better go now. Bye~" You may even add 'take care' at the end to make it sound as if you care. Cause honestly, I do care. Even if I don't remember your name or how I know you.
And yes I assumed you're there with a friend cause if you were walking about the mall or pasar malam all alone then well, maybe you should sit at home instead...
Two.
OK.
I have no two.
I just thought it'd be cool if I kinda make like a point form presentation. Makes me feel like I'm giving useful information to my lil' minions.
Bow to me!!!!

Late Is The New In Thing

SLURRIE!!!!!
I sooooo did not forget your birthday OK?
But I've been kinda busy these days so haven't been able to come online.
And unlike Farhan n MS some idiot didn't give me her handphone number so I couldn't text you.
Again, I sooooooo did not forget OKIE??????

Anyways....

Happy Birthday Hammie :D

You

I'm sick of waiting.
Stupid imaginations take hold of me.

I won't live to see another day I swear it's true.

Now I know.
Now I'm sure.
This exam will kill me!!!


:(

Pinch of Salt

I've recently (as in this morning) developed a new analogy to describe life.

I think I should also use this time to inform you insignificant non-existent readers of this half dead blog that you should all marvel at the speed by which I am able to come up with philosophies of life. It took me all but 3 minutes to come up and complete the said analogy.
Yes Hammie, I'm a genius!
Anyways, returning to the awesome (cause it came from me) analogy.
I think life is like a blind roller coaster ride in a amusement park.
I don't know who would create a blind ride lah but basically it means you can't see the tracks before you get on it.
So, here goes.
Like all things in life (which is ironic cause I'm using this to describe life and yet life is used to explain this), there are all sorts of roller coaster. You have those ugly boring ones such as the one in Genting.
Yes I'm cheap and I got this considerably pretty looking picture of the Cockscrew* of someone else's blog..
And then there are the cool ass ones like Millenium Force from Cedar Point.
The other more important similarities between a roller coaster ride and life is:
1) The better the ride, the longer you'll have to wait in line.
2) You'll never have to ride it alone cause more often than not, there will always be someone sitting beside you.
But sometimes, you get so scared of what lies ahead that you can't feel that person holding on to you tightly...
3) There'll definitely be ups and downs and in most cases some turn-arounds. Then there are the boring parts where you get started but if you think further ahead you know there'll be a thrill waiting at the bend.
4) Through all these ups and downs, the person sitting beside you will still be sitting beside you.
5) Since it's a NiYi's hypothetical blind roller coaster, you can never tell how long it'll last of what lies ahead.
6) When it finally does end, you can always get back in line or go find another ride.
7) Whichever ride you choose to take next, it's for you and the other guy / girl to decide whether you'll ride it together again or not.
People say when you're younger, it's so much easier to fall in love.
And I think this is true... Because when you're younger, you have more time to go to all the amusement parks in the world to try out each ride, and your heart is better built to handle the excitement and horror that the journey will bring.

So my point here is, to the person I developed this analogy for, you've got the realise that the most important point in this journey is to never stop getting in line for the next ride.
It's OK to take a step back and have a lil' breather now and again but you know you've got to get back on it once you're ready to.

Here's another thing to remember.
99.9999% of the time, the roller coaster has enough safety measures to ensure that you'll come out of the ride safe and sound.


*The ride looks kinda OK-ish and pretty in this picture but truth is, it SUCKS ass through a freaking straw!

Ways To Procrastinate

I have exams in17 days. Yes, exactly 17 days. What have I been doing this morning?
Well, I woke up at 8.30am, thought "WTH THIS IS A SUNDAY!" and rolled around on my bed. But of course, hostel life having reduced me to a single bed, the obstacles in my way proved high and many. Since I'm such a genius, after a couple of position changes and skilled maneuvers , I was able to get a few good rolls.
Then by 9 I thought "Shucks, time to study.. :("
Oh but wait! I haven't went to the gym in a whole week! Health is definitely way more important than an exam that would prove insignificant were I to die of some pulmonary embolysm as a result of my highly sedentary life, right?
So I skipped and hopped away to gym to restore myself to at least half my former glory (in physical prowess).
Gym went on, yada yada yada. Oh my god while in the locker room I accidentally walked into a corridor where this lady was changing so she was like stark naked!
In case any guy out there is thinking "PICTURES!!!", let me reassure you that I did right by not taking any photographic evidence.
She looked like she could kill an elephant by sitting on it.
Mean! I know....
After gym there I was again thinking "Fine, study then."
Hei! I haven't had fruits in a long time! :) off grocery shopping~ Skippaty skippaty skip.
After dilly dallying everywhere picking up nonsensical snakcs and etc, I finally resigned myself to going home and packing to go to school.
On my way to school, I realised it would be so much easier if I just went to the food court now and packed my lunch instead of making a separate trip later... So again. Skippaty skippaty skip to Medan to buy me some food.
Fine, 4 hours after I wake up, I'm finally at school to study.
But then, there's so little people in uni today that the internet connection must be pretty fast. Why waste such a good opportunity eh? I should go youTube all the things I want and surf around a bit. It's a Sunday anyway :)
So here I am. 2pm with 17 days till exams and nothing to show for it.
Slur, aren't you proud of me?

In case you're gonna say no. I've got news for you sista!
I went for a pedi/manicure on Friday XD
My hands look like some male hand with pink nailpolish on. Tranny!

Sorry You Had To Hurt Your Hand With My Face

Don't go looking anymore.
Let's not waste anymore time dreaming;
cause dreams only last a night.
Tell me,
I'll make your dreams come alive.

I'm mixed up In My head

You feel invincible.
You feel on top of the world.
You think "This is the life."
Suddenly, you're falling..

I'm getting used to smiling everyday.
I'm getting used to laughing everyday.
I'm getting used to being genuinely happy.

Being too happy makes me scared.
The higher I climb, the harder I'll fall.
I think I've lost perspective of my life.
I'm letting the days and nights get to me.
I need to wake up... before this dream turns into a nightmare.

I don't want to be this happy...
I know it sounds selfish.
But I really don't.
I know what awaits at the end of this tunnel.

Ran Do M Ness

Found this from a friend's Facebook page. Can't help but wanna share it with people...

All I want is that one person, who will care beyond what's expected. Who will try to be the number one person in my life, and won't give up if it takes time. I want someone who will love me for me, who will notice me even when the rest of the world doesn't. That one person, who even if they don't quite agree with what I do will still be there no matter what decision I make.

I want to be loved...

Hold Your Own

What I want will eventually kill me from inside...



Help ain't on the way is it?

Know your name, go your own way.


I wish I could send me back... I'm sure I'm still under warranty.

Batik

The last person to be left alone with my thoughts is me...

The idea that you could break me so easily scares me.

What Separates Me From You

I thought religion is about loving thy neighbours and understanding and good values in general. I don't get it when people allow this to come between each other....
Why should you care if people are of different beliefs as long as they (as people i.e. fathers sons daughters friends) are good inside?
We might look, talk and think different but ultimately, all of us have 22 pairs of autosomal chromosomes with 2 sex chromosomes... that is unless you're born with a disease or something. Even so we're taught to not discriminate against the less-fortunate. So why see each other as different when we're not? Why let minuscule issues such as differing opinions that will bring no harm to each other become an obstacle in a relationship (of any kind)?


People have corrupted too many things in life already. Don't let something that was intended to show love become a breeding ground for hate.
If you really do believe in religion and god and everything else you choose to believe in, then believe that others have the right to view the same issue from different angles, that you can't always be right and that diversity is supposed to allow organisms to increase their chances of survival against epidemics and bottleneck situations.

You Give It All But I Want More

Do good days come less often, so that when it does come, it seems more precious?


On a bed of nails you make me wait, and I'm waiting for you, with or without you..