Nice Priest

A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to skip school. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she asked the man to hide in the same closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy, "Dark in here."
Man, "Yes it is."
Boy, "I have a baseball."
Man, "That's nice."
Boy, "Want to buy it?"
Man, "No, thanks."
Boy, "My dad's outside."
Man, "OK, how much?"
Boy, "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the same closet together again.
Boy, "Dark in here."
Man, "Yes, it is."
Boy, "I have a baseball glove."
Man, "How much?"
Boy, "$750."
Man, "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves and the ball. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?".
"1000$", says the boy.
Father," It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, it is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to the church and make you confess."
So they go to church and the father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy, "Dark in here."
The Priest, "Don't start that shit again"