Happy Birthday Mei Ling!

I know it's still one day early but Happy Birthday Mei Ling! I would also like to take this chance and finally put Paris Hilton to good use by dedicating this crappy song she sang as a blog-gift for Mei Ling! The link here :
Paris Hilton - Happy Birthday (Crappy Version)
Well, that was definitely a joke. I hope she likes the REAL gift me, MShern, Slur and Farhan got her though.... I mean, Square Bear is totally cute, right? All thanks to MShern for spotting him! By the way, I don't like people referring to soft toys as "it" so I've decided that Square Bear is a guy, hence the term "him", and anyone who would like to talk about him will address him accordingly.
Today, is the 6th of June, 2006, which could also be written as 6.6.06 and is supposed to be a super auspicious or extremely unlucky day, depending on which superstition you would like to follow. Some people even went on to prophecise that today would be (yet again *rolls eyes*) the Judgement Day *horror music please*.
Why don't these people ever get bored of crap like this? I mean "Thanks a lot." for coming up with more movies for us to watch and "Good for you!" to all those smart Hollywood people who decided to cash in on such a great oportunity but I can't believe there are really people out there who would seriously think today is a day of great luck or bad omen or stuff like that. Plus, a note from Mr. Derek : "I wonder how those superstitious people will feel tomorrow when they wake up with all four limbs still attached and everything is still just like the morning before? You know, the type that think that the world would end during the turn of the millenium and those who think 6.6.06 is the day of the Devil and stuff like that."
They must be shattered or something. For most of us, we never live to see whether our premonitions or hopes or dreams come true or even if we see them, we would have already forgotten such a wish ever existed. Like let's say I wished I got more than 5A's for my SPM (I really did that after I dreamt I only received 5A's) and in reality I did get more than that, so is it because of my wish or is it due to my non-existant studying? For all I know, my friends went to the length of praying to their so-called Milk God or something with that name and they still ended up with worse results than me so is that a sign that the god doesn't exist or maybe their actual result should have been much worse than that, yet fate changed it?
But for these poor souls it's like, on 5th of June they would kneel at their bed and pray for their maker to welcome their soul into eternal heaven with 99 virgins and a whole ocean of milk and coconuts to crack forever, then their alarm clock goes off the next day and they're still in their stinking bed with yesterday's leftover pizza decorating their floor. It's like "Whang!! (Mae's creation : wham + bang = whang) I'm sorry dude but your belief just got washed down the drain along with all the food you're going to barf out because of the terrible hangover you're suffering due to your excessive "last-night-on-earth" partying."
But like Shu Yeen said it, we're freaking lucky cause we lived to see that Hailey (or whatever its name is) comet that comes by like 60+ years once, then there was the turn of the millenium (where everyone went berserk and said we're all going to burn in hell), the 9/11 event where humanity received a kick right to the balls as a wake up call towards the threats of modern day terrorism, and there was the tsunami that came on Boxing Day and got us all panicking the bajeezers out of ourselves, and that Hurricane Katrina is also definitely something we shouldn't forget. Then we had that 123456 (1.02:03 a.m. 4th of May 2006) event where the telco people made a fortune on all those easily deceived people trying to jump in on the hype and sending trillions of messages around granting and making wishes, plus wishing .... Um, were they wishing "Happy 123456"? That's just plain weird. And now we have the 666666 number (6.06:o6 a.m. 6th of June 2006)! Yipee, more gullible kids wasting money and making the telco people even more richer and more business for the shops in the town called Hell situated in Michigan!
Oh my god, it's Judgement Day (excuse the pun)! A thought just hit me! Remember the line "Let's save our species." from Ice Age 2? Haha! Or that line "Do you really want to die a virgin?" from Independence Day? Those are the 2 lamest pick-up lines ever yet they can be put to great use today (or last night)! No wonder people are so hyped up about the end of the world! It's a chance for those desperate guys out there to finally get laid! Wow, those guys are smart!
Somehow, I can imagine the loser guy from "The Benchwarmers" saying it. You know, the guy, not Gus Bus or The Napoleon Dynamite guy, the guy with the Pizza Hut girl? It's like so sleezy and cheeky that only he can pull it off!
On a side note, "The Benchwarmers" is yet another same-old, same-old comedy movie but if you're fun loving and have easily entertained friends, then I would suggest you guys watch it. It's simply hilarious and got me laughing damn loud even in such a public place. The plot was kinda predictable but the characters made it so lovable! And MShern once again surprised us with his ultimate lame move by saying that since it's raining and the cinema is cold, we should watch The Benchwarmers to make sure we don't freeze to death. Get it? BenchWARMERs?! God, he is lame! Anyway, Slur, if we don't have GP on Friday then it's "The Omen" then, OK?
Oh yeah, today I saw a T-shirt that I simply loved! It was worn by this guy who was walking hand in hand with his girlfriend, and the T-shirt said "I SCORED LAST NIGHT". Now, that is the epitome of cool.