Trivia So Useless You Would Hit Me For Posting It

My lameness, as Slur very well knows, have recentlt reached a new high, some times even surpassing MShern, the Father of Lameness himself. I can actually say jokes so lame even MShern goes "Huh?!". Anyway, I was surfing the net just now and found a few trivias that I thought were absolutely funny but you guys might beg to differ or what... Whatever, I still think they're cool! I believe none of these facts will ever help you in real life. If it does, please tell me because I would really like to know who would be lame enough to make use of these facts.
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1. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
2. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
3. A raisin dropped in a fresh glass of soda will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
4. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
5. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. (OK, now that is freaky...)
   
6. Chocolate kills dogs! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
7. Most lipstick contains fish scales. (Eewwwwwww~!! I bet guys would stop kissing girls who wear lipstick now.)
   
8. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
9. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
10. The question mark came from a monk habit of writing the Latin word for question, quo, at the end of sentences. Over time, the letters were written vertically to save space and morphed into the ? we write today. Similarly, the exclamation point came from the Latin word "Lo", meaning something important that should be heeded.
11. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
12. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and look like it is stinging itself to death. It spasms a lot.
13. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves.
14. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
15. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. One should carry a stout pole while travelling in quicksand country...when placed under one's back, it helps one to float out of the quicksand.
16. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to digest a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. (Dang it! I hate celery!)
    
17. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.
    
18. In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than one hundred years before either moon was discovered.
19. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
20. An old law in Bellingham, Wash., made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. (What the.....)
    
21. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
22. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit will damage it. (Hahahahahahaha!)
    
23. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
24. The original Winnie the Pooh was a real live bear found outside of Winnipeg, Canada, hence the name Winnie.
25. Francis Bacon died in his attempt to find a better way to serve food. He caught a case of pneumonia while attempting to stuff a chicken with snow. Ironically, the chicken survived the ordeal.
26. Napoleon III suffered from ailurophobia, which is a fear of cats.
27. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
28. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
29. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
30. 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
31. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
32. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
33. Apples are more efficient than caffeine in waking you up in the morning. (Who else wants to say I'm going to get hypertension, eh?)
    
34. The little plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. (Why do you name them?)
35. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. ("Hahaha" a million times!")
36. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
37. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
38. Walt Disney was afraid of mice. (Go figure!)
39. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
    
40. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched".
41. "Dreamt" and "undreamt" are the only English words that end in the letters "mt."
42. 47.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot. (I wonder if this one is...)
    
43. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
44. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
45. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
46. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Is that why fishes swim back and forth in a fish bowl? Or is this just for goldfishs only? If it were for all fishes than it's actually kinda cool cause every swim would be an adventure for them and they won't feel bored in that little fish bowl anymore.)
    
47. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. (I'm not average...)
    
48. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
49. It is impossible to lick your elbow or stick your elbow in your ear.
50. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
51. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
52. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. (Now that is just plain loser... Oh wait, maybe they live in Africa or something...)
    
53. "The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. (I've been trying for a couple of minutes and I still can't pronounce it in normal speed.)
54. A lot of photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. (People actually do that? I thought you only do that in movies?!)
55. Cat's urine glows under a black light. (OK, someone really really sick must be going around flashing everything with black light to know this.)
56. Elephants are the only land mammals that can't jump.
57. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. (Haha! How dumb can you get?!)
58. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
59. A snail can sleep for three months. (Aiyer~ no wonder it's so slow lah! Sleep till blur liao!)
    
60. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (Now my fear of dentist is justified!)
    
61. "Go" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
62. Americans eat on average 18 acres worth of pizza every day. (And people wonder why they're so fat.)