Money Money Money

I was watching a show called Forbes 20 Richest Women In Entertainment just now and I learned a few things.
1. I'm never gonna be as rich as these sick bastards.
2. You can be as ugly as Janet Jackson and still be rich.
3. If you're Mariah Carey, you can be ugly, have a very pitchy voice, big boobs and pay people to spray 24 karat gold all over for you for that extra glitter.
4. If you're Madonna (who's above Mariah), you can be old, ugly and suck at singing but stil get diamond studed fake eyelashes.
5. I hate these rich bastards for being filthy rich.
6. Julia Roberts is an angel who cares for the earth by driving a Prius eventhough she's a sick bastard who is the highest paid actress of all time.
7. Despite what we all think, Tom Cruise is NOT a girl... I was sooo hoping they'd put him on that list.
8. You can write stupid children's books called Harry Potter (which I really love reading) and earn 1 billion dollars even BEFORE you finish the very last installment. To think she was living off welfare when she sold her first Harry Potter book.
9. Oprah Winfrey is so freaking rich you wanna burn her alive but she does so many humanitarian stuffs that you'd feel guilty for it... but stil wanna burn her. She has 1.5 billion dollars. I'd be happy with just 0.01% of her fortune.

At least we don't normal a.k.a. non-millionaire / billionaire people don't have to get slaped in the face with this fact:
10. In a few years when Paris Hilton's father dies, she and her blondness and trademark stupidity along with that never aging Tinklebell is gonna inherit a shit-load of money and pass a lot of people on that list like a breeze.
FYI, Paris is number one on the list of top heirs in the world.
Oh, the horror of life of the rich and famous!!!!! They have to worry about living below the soon-to-be billionaire Paris while we've the luxury of trying to survive on char siu pui lunches.