Saturday, May 12

OH MY *censored* GOD!!!

Scientist spend billions of dollars trying to decipher the reason why youngsters these days are getting so violent when the answer is staring straight back at them in the morning shows! It took me one meal at a Japanese restaurant to find the root of all evil that plants seeds of darkness in the minds of our generation: Tom & Jerry!
That idiotic Jerry (the mouse) is so full of spite, hatred, jealousy and nonsensical violence! I can't believe such malicious actions by that ugly cousin of Mickey Mouse is deemed safe enough for the viewing of kids all over the world! Such monstrocity and atrocity! Who could those supposedly mother-knows-best and no-liquor-till-you-18 and the censor-everything-fun adults actually approve it for general viewing!
If it were up to me, I wouldn't allow even U-21 to watch it man!
And I'll ban Barney just cause his purpleness annoys me... See what I'm saying? I grew up watching Tom & Jerry and see how irrationally spiteful I am!
And now those brainless scientists go like "Ooo~ Uga booga, video game no no good. Ugaga no no play video game. Video game many many violent!"
Violent my left foot! It has nothing compared to the silly antics of Jerry.
He (or it, as you prefer) burns Tom's feet for no reason at all.
He catapults Tom into and tree and throw Tom into a boiling pot!
He relentlessly gets in the way of Tom everytime Tom tries to do his own thing like flirt with a female cat.
He throws bombs at Tom.
He sets really really emotionally and physically traumatising traps for Tom.
And the list goes on and on. So what say you my little friend? Is the picture below more violent than the thought of your fellow siblings watching Tom & Jerry while thinking I can do that to my enemy/friend and it's gonna be alright. What can be more disturbing than a six year old thinking he can throw his mom into a boiling hot pot and she'd come out alright?
Wait... I got an answer for that.
BARNEY!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

my answer 2 ur supposedly rhetorical qs at da end: ur pic!!!!! it's damnnnn violent.

u realised sth? when u were 6 u won't be thinking in dat way. u'll go hahahahahahahahahahah!!!! dat's so funny!!!!! if 6 year old kids think the way u said they would they won't be 6 year olds. get wad i mean?? they're brains would be in da inchoate stage!! [damn nge nge lai la...] XD

-the gurl who made u can't press calculator correctly- =p

Niyi said...

XD XD haha!! how the heck la nge nge put that word inside!
and who said they wont tink lidat! look at how sick and twisted i m. and gues what i used to watch? Tom&Jerry and that big fat ugly Baryney wv his magic bean bag.
we shud raise all kids on a heavy dose of cinderella alone cause i tink that's the only correct cartoon in this world.

and i soooo hate u 4 making me not b able 2 pres my calc corekly.

Anonymous said...

but i bet u din think lidat when u were 6!! dat's y u continued watching them!! =]

me 2!! i owez watch on sat morning. i luv tom n jerry!! they're sooo cute!! hahaahahaha.. cinderella has evil stepmom n stepsis also la.. i think they shud read greek mythology instead of watching all those cartoons.

Niyi said...

oh smart! read greek myth about all those sexy nude goddesses and how those weak spineless male characters are bought so easily wv sex and beauty and how zeus sleep wv every female species and how evil goddesses get jealous of medusa being pretty and turn her into a monster and all those shit?
sure... i bet reading greek myth is real...um, whats the word again? innocent.
cinderella showed that evil ppl have evil ending and good ppl get good ending ma. that's s good s a cartoon can get man.

Pat Kesonsukhon said...

i'll give u innocent...teletubies XD.
ya, n have kids growin up retarded lol.

U dun just grow up watchin one violent cartoon rite, there are other more good ones to balance it out.

btw, u think kids readin greek myths wud noe the fact zeus sleeps wif hecka lot of women is a bad thing?...they wun even noe he 'sleeps' wif them cus they're still thinkin zues likes the women n later the stork delivers the babies n...

I read greek myths as a kid n i loved it to bits...back when i was still an innocent kid hoho.

Anonymous said...

hah! a supporter of greek myth n proven pat din noe all da bad things when she was a kid! =p so dun blame cartoons u're evil now.

i luv barney!!!! when he becomes small he's reli cute la~ n will u like purple more if u noe dat's shu's fav colour?? if u say yes u're cheap!!! but then again, yes u r.

Niyi said...

OMG!!! i love purple!!!! XD
seriusly tho. i do. i jz pretend to hate it cz its barney's color.
my sports house in primary and secondary sch was both purple, and being patriotic (to sport)... i loved my house n hence my color. XD
and i love shu too~ (cheapness prevails!)

Anonymous said...

is teletubies innocent?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7XC-c70VyI

Pat Kesonsukhon said...

Oh my effin gad...i feel like pukin O_O!!!
Did u go hunt it down to show us o smthin.
D producer musta been 'in da mood' while producin man lol.

Bt again, dun think kids will view it the same way as us sick-minded ppl.

Niyi said...

i used to tink hate teletubbies.. now i know i definitely hate them. even more than i hate jerry!