Buses & Trains

Have you guys heard of a show called "My Super Sweet Sixteen"? Why do I even bother asking... Of course the answer is no. I guess I'm the only one who watches these stupid good-for-nothing shows, recognize it as idiotic yet still watch it. It's like this line from the song "Buses And Trains" that goes "It's like cigarettes, like chocolate cake. I know they're bad for me but I just can't keep them away."
The show is about these rich-ass, money-flowing-out-of-their-parents'-nostril kids in USA turning 16 and having an extremely huge party. And by "money flowing out of their nostrils or any other hole on their body", I meant it. They can hire these famous celebrities to come perform at their party (which, of course, cost like a whole mountain of greens {referring to $$$}) and still whine to their parents about wanting more. Seriously, these kids are spoiled so rotten you can't even pick 'em up cause their just turn to mush in your hands.
Well, some of them are OK. They're rich but not stuck up at all and I actually liked a few of them. One of the girls I liked, her dad gave her an SUV that year when she got her driving licence and so during the party her dad wraped that car up in a big ribbon and presented it to the whole crowd at the party and of course people went like "Huh? I thought she already has that car?" and she had that same expression too but she still smiled at her dad. But of course since rich people can never be contempt with a single car for one single person, her dad sprang a surprise on everybody by opening the garage door and out came another car, a sports car that ain't even out in the US yet. He said, "Well, my daughter has a car she can drive to school and everything but she's gonna need another car to drive on the weekends, right?" and I was like OH MY GOD!!!! (>.<)!!!!! That lucky bastard. Anyway, so that was the girl that I kinda liked.
Then comes the other type of rich kids, the brats / scum of the universe. It might sound a bit harsh but believe me, they deserve it. Now comes the story of the girl I can't stand the most on the show.
She's fat and not even pretty OK? Her dad just happens to be rich. So for her birthday she wants to hold a huge party and needs to invite these people so she herds everyone onto this big open field and it seems like late-autumn and everyone was really really cold. So then, men dressesd as Greek soldiers come riding on horses with scrolls and read out the names of those who were invited and guess what? Not everybody there standing out of their way in the cold was invited. Then that b*tch goes like "I can't just invite everybody to my party~ Look at them, they're nerds / geeks / freaks~". At that moment I wished I had a special ticket that allows me to jumps into the TV so I can slap her real hard until all her teeth fell off. Among those who din't get invited, a few just stare at her and roll their eyes eyes and what not so she goes "HAH~! They're just jealous. They all want to be me and now they're jealous."
HELLO!!??!?! You're fat and you're the furthest thing from pretty!!!! Now I felt like kicking her ass. Then came one stupid baffoon who goes to her and asks if he can go to her party cause he didn't get a scroll and she says "Beg me." and he probably thought it was a joke so he gets on his knees and says "can I please?" and she looks at her friends, start laughing her head off and says "NO! I don't even know you, freak!" Can you believe the nerve of that woman! I was stunned by her actions and seriously did not know up until that point that there really are rotten people out there.
Later on, she looks into the camera and says "I always get what I want." then she goes looking for her dad back at home. She tells him she wants a really big present for her birthday, preferably a car and the dad says "Honey, we aready talked about this. We agreed that if you want to have this party, you can't get a car." Now the girl tries to beg a little more, the dad refuses and she gets all angry! My god woman, you're living on his property and his money! If you don't like it, emancipate!
Can you believe that girl?!!? Ever since that episode, I stopped watching the show cause I concluded that it's just plain stupid to shorten my life-span cause when I watch stupid people like that, I get angry at their idiotic antics and start cursing hence, you know, high blood pressure, heart attack bla bla bla.
No wonder there's a saying about something like "Those with brains live longer" or something. It actually means if you use your brain to choose instead of following your whims and fancies, you'll make the right choice and get a better life but in my opinion, it should mean those who have a brain will stop making people around them so pissed off hence saving them from all those stress related health problems.
Oh, by the way, did you guys know that somebody suffers from stroke every 45 seconds and somebody dies as a result of stroke every 3 minutes in this world? So, keep calm, eat healthy and live longer. Smoking is the most important modifiable factor that causes stroke so keep away from it. Be smart! Say "TAK NAK!!"
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