Confessions of An IDIOT In Denial

I've had enough of it. I can't stand it any longer. I'm sick of all these skeletons in my closet. I'm letting it all go guys.
Fine, I admit. I like Paris Hilton. SO?!?!? Slur said it's alright cause other people probably do too. I know she's dumb and everything, has bad acting skills and even worse musical talent but so what? I like her and I adore her songs. It's obvious she can't hold a tune and the songs are heavily edited and I don't give a damn. Everytime they line "I~ don't mind, spending some time~" comes on the radio I can't help myself from smiling like a moron. And now she has a new single "Nothing In This World". Yeah the vocals are barely audible and it really sucks but I still like it. And the MVs rock!! One looks like a mild porn and the other is a total high school fantasy / horror thing. It works for me.
There you have it. There's my skeleton. I'm sick of having to download her songs quietly so that nobody else will find out and I can't stand having to be discreet about liking her. Hah! I your face!!
Oh, have you guys watched Monster House? It's really good. I've joined Slur in supporting piracy I guess cause I just finished watching it last night and it's so funny and "aawww~" at the same time. Makes me feel like a little kid all over again.
Oh and I dream of marrying Keira Knightley or Mischa Barton. There, that's my other skeleton. Laugh all you want but they're hot! And I like Japo food and every little thing associated to Japan including the band called Every Little Thing. They're good.
And I'm a total coward although I know I seem rough and tough. Once while watching a horror movie at home at night all by myself, I got so scared I went to grab the assasin's sword I got from my uncle and hugged it while waiting for my parents to come home. To think I don't even believe in ghost. During that period I would jump at every single sound that came from every corner of the house. And once I tried summoning a ghost into my house using a self-made ouiji board but it didn't work. Strange cause that thing worked pretty fine when I was playing it with my friends at school.
And I love happy-ending love stories. I don't really go for conspiracy and actions or boobs and action type of movie although I watch a lot of it but I prefer the heart warming love stories or chick flicks. And I'm insulted by idiotic comedy movies like American Pie.
Not to forget.... I know I'm an idiot, everybody does but I still won't admit to it. I'm really really bad at spelling too. Now that's all my skeletons, washed and now getting air-dried.