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You know you've got the exam virus when:
1) You try to screw on the bottle cap on a cup and wonder why it doesn't fit after 10 seconds of wrist-twist.
2) You decide to play minesweeper, switch on spider-solitaire and halfway through the game wonder why you haven't stumbled on a single mine.
3) You think it's time to update your Frenster photos so go downstairs to take your camera, bring it upstairs, wonder why you're holding a camera and return it back downstair and then realize what you've been doing after you're back upstairs.
4) You absent-mindedly add sugar into the cup of green tea you're making. FYI, green tea DOES NOT require sugar unless you're trying to get diabetes.
5) Hear the phone ringing and stare at the TV remote wondering what's going on.
6) Not study at all the whole day due to the fact that you know you're gonna suck at it, get extremely stressed and swear to yourself you're going to hell for all the bad deeds you've done, decide you want a bunny but you don't want your fish to die and then think cream puffs are beautiful, realize your train of thought is really messed up and forget you were supposed to study.
Happy Exams.


PS: I don't have any pets. Don't ask me bout the fish.