Tuesday, September 19

A Night In The Conversation of Slur vs NY

This is what happened during the debate between me and Slur on the Intelligence Divide Issue.
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SM: u're totally discriminating dumb ppl.

if u ostracize them then how da hell r they ever gonna improve??????
they won't die off btw
NY: y not??????
i mean they cant make a living
SM: they'll breed n produce more dumb or probably half half of dumb n smart ppl
NY: hahahahaa. u and ur genes
SM: but it's true
as we all noe ppl last time din hv much 2 do n hence led 2 them producing more n more offsprings
NY: but the smart ppl will take a test, b termed smart and get transported into smart world
and the dumb ones will jz die off
SM: no no. they'll juz breed more n more
NY: they wont have food!!! the smarts wont give em any
SM: it's a discontinual process
SM: as tho they won't be given??
then it'll be against the rule in life
i bet no government will ever agree on dat
NY: if they can fend for themselves so gd for them but since they're dumb they wont b smart enuf (duh~~) to fite the discrimination they receive
SM: naturally dumb ppl r better in fighting for their lives
they r uncouth
n wad ur bro calls those barbarians
thus they're stronger physically
NY: and hence the reason y we're surounded by dum-dums...(=_=)
SM: coz they hv 2 fight 2 survive
it's human instinct
NY: see? the dumbs will jz kill each other during fites!!!
and the smarts will give them loads and loads of drugs
SM: who noes?
they mite all unite n kill da smart ppl coz smart ppl will be having all da food
drugs r illegal
it shudn't be put into consideration here
NY: come on la!!
its like destroying smallpox
im gonna eradicate the world of dumb ppl
SM: maybe u would wanna blog bout our debate here now
NY: i AM blogin bout it d
SM: u can't categorize smallpox n dumb ppl 2gether
small pox is infectious
is being dumb infectious????
if so it simply means smart ppl r dumb 2,if not they would noe how 2 defend their brain cells from dumb-ness
n if u eradicate dumb ppl, smart ppl will be categorized into smarter n less smart
wad is ur actual definition of smart
some ppl can be academically smarter but no logical thinking wadsoever
NY: smart ppl will b the ones who wont support the ruling in england now to ban cops from chasing after bad guys
FOR FEAR that... god forbid the bad guy mite trip over smth while running away and sue the cops
well thats what i heard from my bro

SM: serious
coz i din noe there was such a thing
can they sue lidat?
NY: see? now will u join me in my cause to eradicate ppl like that???
yes i heard they can.

SM: i mean like if u chase me till i trip i can sue u 2
i bet u ask some other dumb ppl in da world oso they won't agree la
NY: and there's also a case where a guy stole a bike and the cops cudnt pursue him cz he wasnt wearing a helmet
so in case he falls down and bla bla bla

SM: maybe dat person who came up with it has some screws loose
NY: have u heard bout the child who sued his/her parents cz he/she went to their party and triped while in their house compound and broke a bone?
SM: nope
wei these ppl r stupid
but i dun c y we shud eradicate them
by eradicating such ppl our lives will utterly mundane with nth 2 spur us 2 argue like wad we're doin now
NY: good point
i guess if following my ideal plan
we wud b grouped under Unmarked

SM: i'm gonna die laughing reading ur bro's blog
his blog bout explosions vs butterflies
hahahahahahaha
damn funny!!!!!
i do agree dat explosions r pretty n they're not evil n dat bombers r da evil ppl but i still dun agree dat butterflies r ugly n diabolical
NY: then what la butterflies are ugly ok??
i mean the caterpillar part

SM: caterpilalr i agree la
but butterflies no la
NY: see? ppl nvr see the root of a problem
is money evil?
NO!
why do ppl say it's evil? cz they arent looking at the CAUSE

SM: money is evil
it makes ppl avaricious
thus yes they're evil
but butterflies, how do they harm mankind?
NY: what the????
SM: if u claim they're ugly thus evil then we ma hv 2 kill all da ugly ppl in da world
NY: did u knw come butterflies got toxin on their flaps??????
SM: they'll be an eye sore till smart n pretty ppl dies
NY: nola cz nobody cud posibly b as ugly as caterpilars
SM: dat's for self defence la aunty!!!!
every other animal oso hv self defence mechanism ok
NY: self-defence then u killing me for touching your excess meat with a high insulator-ratio will also b considered self defence la
Anyway, i aint saying we shud kill butterflies or smth
we have to save our resources for the dum-dum plan

SM: aunty!!! dat's coz i dun feel intimidated by it
NY: im jz sugesting we genetically alter them so they skip the caterpilar stage.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh did our conv ended there?
btw, if u read lidat did u realise there's a optical illusion?? i dunno if others feel it but i feel like da red words r 3 dimensional. they're floating outwards n da white words r sunken.

-slur-

Niyi said...

uh huh... i tried changing the red words into white too but it din work..(=.=) not my fault la tu~