Tuesday, March 27

Names Names Names!

I wish my parents were a lil cooler and would have named me "Keira" or "Mischa". That'd be so cool!
Haha, so if I ever get about to kidnapping a blonde baby with blue eyes, I'll name the first Keira and the 2nd Mischa, regardless of their gender. You have to admit though that anybody would rather be named Keira or Mischa despite what their gender might be than being called "Ky-el" - like some idiotic Nicholas Cage decided to name his kid.
And it's waaaaay cooler than Apple.
But if I ever get a dog, I've already got my names figured out!
First, since I take Meimei as my cute tiny furry puppy, I've decided to name her Mojo JoJo, But since that name is kinda long I think I'll call her JJ for short. Which might lead me to calling her Jumping Jellybeans some times but it's still cute right? Mojo JoJo, here I come!
But if I got myself a Rottweiler I'll name it "War-Boar". Who cares if it ain't a boar? I own it right and it's cool!
If the dog happens to have brown fur and kinda fat, I'll name it "Wear-Bear" to rhyme with its mate, War-Boar.
If I got a tiny and extremely underweight blonde furred dog who happens to be an idiot, I'll name it "Persona of America's Really Idiotic Skunk" aka Paris for short.
If I got a golden retriever I'll name it "Bearer of The Almighty Testament To NY's Supreme Intelligence". Um.. short form will be "BoTAT ToNY SI". That's still a bit long.. "ToNY SI"? Wait, the 'I' is not to be mistaken with idiocy. Fine, I'll just call it Tony. Cheh, that really spoils all the fun.
Suak! I won't help any of you think bout cool names anymore!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

u're full of crap!!!

n "ky-el" is still way cooler than keira or mischa.

n u noe wad??? i juz found out there's a person call minty. MINTy ok???? so wad's wrong with it??? u may call me MINTy from now on too. i dun wan other dumb names from u. yerrr.. how can meimei let u call her mojo jojo. she doesn't look evil. wait. or do u think she looks evil dat's y??? ok ok!! i'll tell her 2moro.

=p

Niyi said...

no! i din mean she's evil! but dn u tink mojo jojo sounds round?
haha! mojo rhymes wv jojo n sound rhymes wv round! LOL!
ok ill call u MINTTIIIEE~ very loudly in public starting tmr bio class. MINTIE! mite s well start now ^.^
and which part of 50% of the population does not know how to pronounce ky-el sounsd cool?
its like ur name being Byushakibsja and ppl calling u 'Bushie' jz to make things simple!