Sunday, August 27

New Phobia

To add a new item to my paranoid mind, I have a new phobia of the seemingly innocent community: Hairstylist.
They act all nice and friendly and will talk to you about the latest gossip and all. I mean their gossip is basically worth nothing cause what would you expect from those people who probably dropped out of school and picked up any job they could find but at least they're nice to talk to if you're looking for a conversation void of any form of substance.
They act as if they have your best interest at heart, telling you you should dye your hair this colour and cut it that style. But lo and behold, the truth!
The only reason they ask you to dye your hair is because that's the easiest money for them next to giving you a hair wash. But then again hair wash doesn't really cost that much so of course they would prefer you to dye your hair. First of, those stupid chemicals probably only cost a few bucks. Second, once they apply it on your head they can just go mind their own business until time's up. Third, they can later con you into buying their hair care products and stupid treatments. Fourth, they can charge your ass off for doing absolutely nothing.
OK, why am I so pissed about hairstylists right now? Slur, you can start breathing normally already. Sorry I can't message you but I currently have RM-.00 credit left. Anyway, as I was saying, you can start breathing already and not ask anything because if anybody asks, "I cut my hair in support of the Anti Breast-Cancer Campaign."
Oh by the way, I'm not going to step into any hair shop for the next 6 months.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahhahahahahhahahahahahhah!!!!

hair connection babe. hehehehehe... n how did u noe i reli wasn't breathing normally juz now??? hahahahhaha... i was juz counting how much u had 2 pay dat's y.. n 2 noe dat haristylist of urs had known u 4 such a long time d summo did something so wrong!! but then again.. probable he got used 2 ur twice-a-week hair cut dat's y..

in support of breast cancer. rite. hehhehehe.

-slur-

Niyi said...

uh huh, some one as charitable, compassionate and wildly disillusioned as me is all about supporting campaigns in the interest of our population.
by the way, i'm currently in the process of structuring a plan to burn that *toot*'s house down on Thursday in celebration of Merdeka and our right to freedom of hairstyles.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA... do it during midnite when ppl r asleep.. around 3am.. maybe they finish celebrating at dat time.. 3 hours after midnite shud be sufficient. *rolls eye*

-slur-

Anonymous said...

so lame!!!
and oh yea in support of breast cancerr!!
HAIL to breast CANCER campaign

Niyi said...

meiling!! u gotta support breast cancer or AIDS too!!
btw slur, if im ever gonna burn ur house down, i knw what time to do it d. muahahahaha.

Pat Kesonsukhon said...

looks nice wat, serious!
I noe how it feels like gettin ur hair cut damn short.

Niyi said...

yimay and pf said I look too much like a boy!! (T.T)
its over! my dreams of no longer getting kicked out of public toilets is over!!